Someone just posted this https://www.reddit.com/r/japan/comments/1memysy/the_8_most_annoying_things_people_do_on_japanese/
Therefore I made an image to show how commuting could be way less terrible, but images weren't allowed on that subreddit so I'm posting it here. In the comments specifically, since images aren't allowed in the OP.
Basically, the people marked red make my commute a nightmare. Please just move towards the middle. It doesn't make it hard to get out at your stop, I swear.
by dendaera