Words of Wisdom from Students

Here are some of homespun philosophies of students from my eikaiwa days.

1. In the UK no meals contain vegetables. (60 year old woman.)

2. Women are lucky because they can become prostitutes if they need money. (60 year old guy)

3. Fat people are immoral and should be killed. (70 year old woman.)

4. I can't find a wife because foreign guys take all the women, (60 year old slovenly overweight alcoholic.)