So just for context, I did choose weekend meme here so this is a bit of a shitpost, but I'm also kind of serious because I think it would be really funny to do this IRL.
As a prospective immigrant, one of the least convenient things that I am aware of at the moment is my having three names. I'm sure that the workarounds are easy enough, but honestly I think that one of the less talked about conveniences of a spouse visa would be that marriage gives you an opportunity to change your name without it being weird.
This is also a bit of jealousy here, as being a western guy, I've never been able to use following pick up line, and I've always found it to be the funniest thing.
How would you personally execute the following pick up line:
"Ugh, my name is so many characters, and I can't get my online accounts to work… Can you lend me yours?"
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