To the genius who thought it was a good idea to put flashing lights on the front of bikes

I hope you are constantly slightly inconvenienced for the rest of your endeavors.

Nothing worse than walking down the street at night, a cyclist turns the corner, and now you’re constantly getting with a neuralyzer for the next 15 to 20 seconds.

Could you imagine if we all had flashing headlights on cars how many nonstop accidents we would have daily?! If it wouldn’t work for cars, why would it work for cyclists who constantly inject themselves into pedestrian lanes?!

Thanks for coming to my vent.

by StraightSauced