doing a full (360°-ish) spin before lying down, particularly/especially(slash-obviously?) when part of the process of nuzzling down to…. take sedatives and pretend there are no bedbugs, or listen to a multi-hour YT video essay by someone you wish was your irl friend at 0.6x speed, or (Jehovah willing) drinking 2 bottles of wine with some of that shitty, obscure, weird Mexican apparent diazepam precursor under your tongue, or whatever the process of transitioning from non-sleep to sleep is for you?
I find this question interesting and frustrating because
1: I ain't got nobody for to ask;
2: I do it almost invariably, BUT I never become consciously AWARE that I'm doing it until I've done spun round and all but wagged my invisible tail; and
3: I forgot a '3'… or never had one.. Well, at the risk of explicating the obvious, this is something dogs are known to do.
So considering the potential intersection between the denizens of this sub and floor-sleepers… Am I the only spinner? Cuz Choko-chan was my only friend and family and she subconsciously taught me as much about livin', lovin' and lazin' doggy style as I taught her to… shake…. and jump all over me and lick my face the instant she realized I was done eating and the drippings of the people food were soon to be frosting her din-din??
Or is it just a "higher"-mammal/primate thing? Come to think of it, I've only been bitten or stung by ONE fucking arthropod in my lifetime of being revulsed by them, and wouldn't you know it was a confused baby ムカデ in the bedding of the richest man in Wakayama… I guess there's no number of elderly maids you can employ to keep your mountain-top 館 from being swimming with the other mountain denizens… Maybe I'm spinning subconsciously to feel more protected from centipedes…
Nope. If anything, I just loved my little Choko-bon that much I reckon. What does Freud call it when you want to bang your dog instead of your Mom? Are there any lady dogs in Hamlet?
Okay love u guise
by rrosai