Motorcycles are making me become a Karen

It’s wild that in the year of our Lord 2026 we still have people without enough common decency to not rev their engines at 2am on a Thursday. In populated areas. Not race. Not just a fast stroll. Hit their fucking rev limiter.

I personally don’t care who you are. I don’t care why you think it’s appropriate to do it. Japanese. American. Ukrainian. Fucking Antarctic penguins. If I catch you doing it and can get a smidge of a license plate and description I’ll go to the edge of the earth to bring criminal charges to you. And if you’re military God help your fucking soul.

You wanna get rowdy on the weekends until Midnight or 2am, no one fucking cares. But during the week in a residential neighborhood, in fucking sane.

by Scatter865