They have the match list, scheduled match time (all in minutes) and who's winning.
Kickoff: Masatora Yasuda & Kushida def. Tatsuya Matsumoto and Taisei Nakahara (5-7)
- No notes on this.
1st: TMDK (Hartley Jackson & Kosei Fujita) def. Tiger Mask & Togi Makabe (5-7)
- Very little about it, just some speculation that Fujita could potentially retire Tiger Mask.
2nd: Unbound Co. (Robbie X, Shingo Takagi & Taiji Ishimori) def. United Empire (Fransesco Akira, Jake Lee & Jakob Austin Young) (6-8)
- They speculate that a Jake Lee vs Shingo Takagi match will happen at Dontaku.
3rd: Aaron Wolf, Master Wato, YOH and Toru Yano def. House of Torture (Douki, Don Fale, SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru) (5-7)
- No notes on this either, just animosity between SHO/Kanemaru and YOH/Wato to heat up this year's BOSJ.
4th: United Empire (Great-O-Khan, Henare & Will Ospreay) def. El Desperado, Taichi and Yuya Uemura (12-15)
- They say that they saw a bit of writing of who wins and who got pinned, and it's saying that Ospreay pinned Yuya, and O-Khan vs Yuya is penciled in for Dontaku.
5th (Never 6-Man tag titles): House of Torture (Ren Narita, Yujiro Takahashi & Chase Owen's) def. Boltin Oleg, Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi (10-12)
- It's noted that the likely finish will involve
- Yoshi-Hashi joining House of Torture, betraying Boltin & Goto. Bishamon are penciled in for a single's match at Dontaku.
6th (TV Title): Konosuke Takeshita vs Shota Umino (15) Time limit draw
- They are penciled in to have a rematch at Dontaku.
7th (IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team titles): Knockout Brother's def. TMDK (Zack Sabre Jr & Ryohei Oiwa) (16-20)
- Oiwa is slated to take the loss and will be kicked out of TMDK afterwards by Zack, and is slated to be replaced by TMDK longstay Bad Dude Tito)
Main Event (IWGP Heavyweight Championship): EVIL def. Yota Tsuji & Callum Newman (25-30)
- EVIL is slated to have declined WWE's offer after multiple disagreements, leading to his return.
- Scheduled Finish:suji and Newman have a double down, but the ref is out. Out come's House of Torture, then Unbound + United Empire. Both teams brawl to the back, except for Will Ospreay who come's out. Newman had brought a chair into the ring to use against Tsuji, but Ospreay stops him. Ospreay looks like he's about to wack Newman, but then hit's Tsuji in the head with a chair. Newman celebrates, but Ospreay hit's Newman too. Eventually, the light's go out and EVIL is standing in the ring. EVIL announces that he returned to New Japan for 2 things: More Money, and a World Title match at ANY time, leading to the ref ringing the bell and EVIL hit's EVERYTHING IS EVIL on Newman and Tsuji, leading to his title win.
- Post-Match: EVIL bring's back the V5 title, announces that Will Ospreay is the newest member of the House, and will now be representing House of Torture at AEW.
Other Note's:
- No report on what the BOSJ Block's are
- Happy April fools. Everything I just said is fake and IS NOT the real plan for Sakura Genesis. Don't take this too seriously, I just wanted to fuck around today. Still looking forward to Sakura Genesis a lot though.
by mrchefigan