Superhuman Taiji Ishimori Gets Even More Ridiculous (October 7th) Results

Disclaimer: I may have gotten some things mixed up because the broadcast was in Japanese, and I barely know much of it so please, if I get something wrong, tell me in the comments. I'd appreciate it.

Pre-Block: Jun Kasai def. Taiji Ishimori, Katsuya Murashima and Daiki Nagai (10:00)

  • Ishimori started against Nagai, with Nagai getting a brief yet loud chant.
  • Murashima entered next, however Ishimori eliminates Nagai shortly after, gaining one point.
  • Kasai entered last, getting a huge pop.
  • Kasai eliminated Murashima and had a battle of the skewers with Ishimori.
  • Kasai would eliminate Ishimori, but it wouldn't be the last we see of Kasai himself.

Secret Block: Brahman Brothers (Ishimori's 1st substitute) def. Jun Akiyama, Jun Kasai, LEONA, Muhammad Yone, Atsushi Kotoge, Shiro Koshinaka and Dump Matsumoto (Wet Surprise [They threw water at Akiyama while he was standing on the apron]) (30:00)

  • Ishimori, Kasai and Yone start.
  • The skewers yet again make an appearance.
  • Leona enters next, then Kotoge does so shortly after.
  • The Inagural IWGP Jr. Heavyweight champion Shiro Koshinaka and Dump Matsumoto enters.
  • Matsumoto starts beating people with her kendo stick, causing Ishimori to scramble to the back, bringing out the Brahman Brothers as his first substitution.
  • Jun Akiyama enters lastly.
  • The ref gets hit by the kendo stick, causing him to DQ Dump.
  • This was more of a comedy match then anything, as is most of the card. There were multiple shenanigans, including a bowling ball to the balls of Shiro and Akiyama.
  • During the match, the Brahman brothers got pinned/eliminated, which ultimately hurt Ishimori's overall score.
  • Ishimori's score: 2 wins – 7 loses

Tohoku Block: Taro Nohashi (Ishimori's 2nd and final sub), YOH and MAO def. The Great Sasuke, Ryuske Taguchi, Dick Togo, Taka Michinoku and Shuji Ishikawa (30:00)

  • Taguchi comes out singing The Sailor Boys theme.
  • YOH would enter, but would join Taguchi in the performance.
  • Both YOH and Ishimori try sneaking pins on Taguchi, however YOH hit an inverted atomic drop to Taguchi mid performance, causing Taguchi to hand the mic over to YOH to finish the performance.
  • Taka Michinoku and Dick Togo entered, followed by the Great Sasuke.
  • Sasuke ended up getting everyone to meditate until Shuji Ishikawa entered and broke up the meditation session.
  • Ishikawa would pin Ishimori, causing Ishimori to use his final substitution with Taro Nohashi taking his place.
  • More comedy stuff, which the entire show was mainly comedy. However it was really fun.
  • Near the end of the 30 minute time limit, Taro would eliminate Sasuke, giving Ishimori another win.
  • However, since YOH and MAO never got eliminated, they joined the next block.
  • Ishimori's score: 3-9

Muscle Block: Taiji Ishimori and MAO def. Titan, SHO, YOH, KYO, Koju Takeda, Boltin Oleg, Ryohei Oiwa and Drilla Moloney (30:00)

  • Ishimori, MAO and Titan start.
  • Titan takes to the sky twice, but he hit a dive over the top rope, resulting in his elimination despite the crowd going wild to give Titan another chance.
  • This gives Ishimori another point.
  • SHO entered next, followed by HYO, resulting in a brawl over Korakuen Hall and ended with Stuffed Animal abuse.
  • Koju Takeda joined next and had a pose-down with HYO.
  • Boltin Oleg was the next entrant, and he thwarted a bicycle attack by MAO and YOH.
  • Oiwa and Moloney entered next, and we got some nice wrestling from these three.
  • YOH, SHO and Takeda tried posing on the apron, but a handspring knocked all three men off the apron, eliminating them.
  • Boltin, Oiwa and Moloney get eliminated shortly after, resulting in Ishimori and Mao survivng to the next block.
  • Ishimori's score: 6-9

Dragon Block: Taiji Ishimori def. Shun Skywalker, MAO, KAGETORA, Dragon Dia, Ryuji Ito, Shingo Takagi, Tatsumi Fujinami, Kazuki Hirata (cosplaying as Ultimo Dragon) (30:00)

  • Ishimori, MAO and Skywalker start; Skywalker eliminates MAO pretty quickly.
  • KAGETORA and Dragon Dia entered, sparking an outside brawl.
  • Ryuji Ito and Shingo Takagi (Deathmatch Dragon version) start having their very own mini death match after Ishimori eliminates KAGETORA.
  • Tatsumi Fujinami (who'll be wrestling Zack Sabre Jr in November) enters next, eliminating Shingo and Ito with the Dragon Stop.
  • Fujinami puts Skywalker in a figure four, a pile up on Fujinami eliminates him.
  • Kazuki Hirata enters next, cosplaying as Dragon Kid.
  • Hirata helps Ishimori eliminate Dia.
  • Hirata tries to DQ Ishimori by giving him his mask, however Ishimori throws the mask away and eliminates Hirata.
  • Ishimori would eliminate Skywalker next and would bring his final score to 11-9.

Final Mucha: Taiji Ishimori defeats Gedo (Bloody Cross) (7:11)

  • After the match, he would thank the fans for attending, but the AI matchmaker that we saw throughout the night would appear yet again, announcing Superhuman Taiji Ishimori Gets Ridiculous One More Time on November 12th. The first participant announced is Dragon Kid.

by mrchefigan