Why did Kyoto smell like jizz yesterday ?

Legitimate question. I've lived here for a few months now and randomly yesterday the entire city just smelled like splooge.

by sanisoftbabywipes

6 comments
  1. Bradford pear trees in Kyoto? They’d be blooming around now if so and stink like splooge when they do.

  2. I thought I was the only one who thought those trees have a particular manly seed fragrance. 

  3. Actually, the notorious “cum tree” in the USA, the Bradford Pear, is a cultivar of the Callery Pear which is common in Japan.

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